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looveitorleaveit:

A song i really loooove for all my followers! hope you enjoy it :)

ill love you all unconditionally <3 

(this is nooot the original video, but im a huge fan of Erika Linder) 

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Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

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bogleech:

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frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

You know what’s even more adorable

They decide to try and draw each other

And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers

OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3

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(via infamousrowe)

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